Spam FAIL

Jun. 8th, 2009 08:21 pm
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In my work inbox this morning:

Email ID, Has Won You US$850,000.00

along with 2 copies of You HAVE awarded 750.000 (text of email: "Winner, You have to contact us Reards Hugo Pablo")

and the usual ad from a company in China trying to sell us compression springs--our site includes data on springs of the hydrologic kind, so these come in often. I'm on the webmaster email group, so I see 'em all. All that the USGS spam filters miss, that is.
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The radio alarm clock greeted me with "Winter Storm Advisory--3 to 5 inches of snow accumulation today, more toward the foothills". Which is where I am, with the Federal Center in Lakewood and the hotel on the fringe of Golden. It is supposed to stop by 1-2 AM tomorrow, which I hope means no problem when a friend drives me to the airport at 5 AM.

On the good news side, the database testing is going well, for the water-use team at least. And I haven't heard loud grumblings from any of the other rooms (groundwater, water quality, surface water) either. I've about finished one of my two assignments, and the other should be easily completed today.
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I'm in Denver for the first of the two annual database tests. I arrived on Sunday to a beautiful clear day, with temps that let me not quite abandon the jacket, but at least leave it open. Flying in there had been some snow cover left over from their blizzard last week, but pavements were mostly clear and grassy areas were getting that way.

When my carpool group emerged from the hotel yesterday, it was into cold and gray (OK, the sun wasn't up yet, but anyway), with some sort of freezing precip blowing into our faces and a couple of inches accumulated on the cars and grass. Looked like pelletized snow, in sleet-sized particles. Uncomfortable, whatever it's called. That cleared up in time for me to make a chilly hike at lunch to Subway (food + some exercise). By the evening lots of the grass was clear of snow again, aided by the drying effect of the brisk wind.

Today is supposed to be clear, high of 45 F. Tomorrow, more snow in the afternoon, maybe another couple of inches. Thursday, clear again (and I fly out that morning, so I'd like that snow cleared in time for the trip to the airport, and clear conditions to fly please....).
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I fly to Denver tomorrow for the first of the two annual database tests. This trip is complicated by my needing to come home early for my father's surgery, which should actually be over by the time I land Thursday midday. Afterwards, he'll be recuperating at my place for a while. (My brothers and SIL-next-door will be coping with everything while I'm in Denver.)

And the travel arrangements were complicated by GovTrip, the travel system we use to do all our travel paperwork these days, getting hacked about the time I wanted to make my reservations. Once I was able to get into GovTrip, I found the federal gov't contract carrier for Atlanta-Denver flights has changed again, from AirTran to United. My flights on United have been few and far between (they don't compete much in the Atlanta market), so it's basically a new system for me to figure out. The combination of late reservations and time restrictions on when I wanted to return has me on a United Express flight on a small Embraer plane for the 3-1/2 hour flight, and getting there a good 6 hours before I really wanted to. The return, on the other hand, will be on a Delta flight--because there was no United flight that was anywhere close to my travel time window. Takes extra paperwork to not use the contract carrier, but my supervisor approved it in this case.

Today's effort was online check-in. I got through most of it, put in my credit card info to pay for the checked bag, and the system blipped back to the beginning leaving me wondering if the payment went through. After ten minutes on hold I talk to Customer Service in India (apparently) to find out it did not, and I must start again. Grrrr.....
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What was that old joke...."you know it's going to be a bad day when 60 Minutes shows up in your office"? Or the Bujoldian equivalent, a message on your comconsole that the Imperial Auditor is here?

My morning surprise wasn't quite that bad--it was an email announcing a visit to my office from a GAO (Government Accountability Office) team next week, to discuss water use. My area of expertise, in other words. And really it's even less bad, as this is the next stage in an analysis they are doing on power generation and water use (gov't study thereof, this being GAO), and I've already had some input into an earlier stage in my role on the national water-use team.

Nonetheless. The Imperial Auditors are coming. (At least these announce themselves in advance, and even say why they're coming <g>). I get to prepare the first draft of the responses to their list of 9 advance questions, and will be in the meeting with them next week. This stuff just takes a little more care and political savvy than my job normally requires....see me tip-toe, so to speak, as I type.
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I have been Identified. Had my biometrics collected. Whatever.

My office is in the process of getting our new government IDs, mandated by Bush's Homeland Security Presidential Directive 12 ("HSPD-12"). To make government "more efficient" and of course "more secure" (ever the Bush mantra), this card is to be used for identification, building entry (except our little satellite location probably won't), computer access (except it seems unlikely that the technology for that will be worked out anytime soon), and who knows what else. I did make an attempt to look at some background on why all this was happening, but bogged down in ultra-governmetese like The GSA HSPD-12 Managed Service Office (MSO) is the executive agent responsible for providing Federal agencies with interoperable identity management and credentialing solutions that provide end-to-end services.... There's more of the same if you're interested.

The cards cost each agency $100+ for each employee, plus an annual fee that I can't remember. (Multiply that by the number of U.S. government employees, and compare to the cost of the little photo-on-plastic that worked before plus whatever building security card needed for one's local office, if any. Sure hope we needed to be that much safer and more efficient!) I foresee lots of extra expenses for damaged cards--the things have magnetic strips for contact card readers and an antenna/wireless transmitter/something-or-other for non-contact readers, all sensitive to heat or damage from warping, and the card is supposed to be kept in a hard case when not in use. And you can't store it next to any other card with a magnetic strip. I'm having a hard time deciding where I can put the thing, and I at least have a nice desk job. Think of the techs we have out wading streams!

Today was the "enrollment" step. I carpooled downtown to an ID center (in one of the main Atlanta Federal Buildings) with 4 people in my section, after our information had been transmitted (they call it "sponsoring you for the ID") to the GSA contractor. One by one we went into a little room (actually a mini dining room off the building cafeteria), handed over 2 forms of ID to be ID'd for the ID, verified our social security number, had a picture taken (don't smile--this is for facial recognition), had all fingers fingerprinted individually, then the 4 fingers on each hand together, then the two thumbs together, then the two forefingers separately again on a different scanner. No retinal scan--I'm almost disappointed.

In 3 to 8 weeks everyone will need to go back to actually be given the card, at which point each person will have to pick a PIN and do other arcane rituals to complete the process. Maybe by then I will have figured out where to keep this fragile card.
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The ag. show is over, after a last day that unusually stayed busy through most of the afternoon. I didn't start packing up stuff until after 3, when the official close is at 4. Some years, I've started packing before 2 because no one was stopping at the booth. Good week overall, but I'm glad it's done.

exhibit teardown, dinner, and tales of woe on electronics )

I'll drive back to Atlanta tomorrow morning after Daddy and I tackle another one or two of the items on his to-do list. I'm hoping for a smooth trip with no mechanical breakdowns. I think I'm due...
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Day two at the ag. show--hot. Lots of people, but it tailed off dramatically mid-afternoon, which normally happens on Thursday but not Wednesday. I talked to fewer people, I think, but still had some good conversations. Also showed off our realtime streamflow page on the new toy, when the iPod Touch was connected to the somewhat flaky WiFi in the building. The show is down in attendance and vendors, for sure--there are always some booths where vendors pulled out at the last minute, but there are more this year. And the Ginsu knife guy isn't here! He's been a fixture since 1994, at least. Must try to find out what's happened to him, at least.

Talking to fewer people means I got to sit more instead of standing on the concrete floor, so the feet are in better shape today. But it got pretty hot--the high was 87, I think, and inside the building the air doesn't circulate real well. Luckily another exhibitor was giving away little battery-powered personal fans...

Word from sister-in-law, who's cat-sitting for me in the evenings (the pro cat sitter is doing mornings and giving Agatha her pill), Agatha is looking more confident, and has moved back to spending more time on my bed instead of staying under the guest bed. The other two are doing their usual "Mom's away from home, and we're starved and neglected" routine. I'm very relieved--I was not at all sure how Agatha was going to do adapting to this, especially when I disappeared on her.
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Here I am in Moultrie, Ga. for the Sunbelt Agricultural Expo, with an exhibit on "what USGS does in Georgia", a few general fact sheets and publications, and about 50 Earth Science Week teacher packets to hand out. Hometown visit, booth-sitting, and Meet The Congressman! )

I will soon take an Advil for my aching feet and legs, and head to bed. The show opens again tomorrow at 8:30.
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After I got to the office, I saw the notice on the GaDOT's traffic site: DeKalb Gridlock Alert for East Side I-285. A little late, after my 10-mile commute took over an hour.

Because normally my commute takes 20 minutes I don't generally check the traffic map, and the radio reports didn't clue me in to how severe it was. When you completely close westbound I-285, all roads in the area get clogged. Seems there was an tractor-trailer rig on fire...

Best thing would have been to work from home for the morning, had I but known. But I was clueless--even the traffic backed up on Lavista going the other way made me think "malfunctioning traffic light?" And by the time I'd gotten that far into the traffic snarl, there probably was no good choice.
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From my dry vantage point 4 states away, I stop to point out a very interesting consequence of Hurricane Ike's move onshore in southeast Texas:
http://waterdata.usgs.gov/tx/nwis/uv/?site_no=08041780&PARAmeter_cd=00065,00060
On this stream gage in Beaumont, the storm surge is strong enough to reverse the flow in the river. The gage height graph at the top shows the typical water-level rise of a flood, but the bottom graph shows streamflow (discharge) that went negative when the storm hit. Positive values are flow downstream, negative means the river is flowing upstream. (The negative values will show up on the default graph for 7 days, then you can adjust the plotting period to see them for 60 days before they age off.)

Cool. I didn't know our gages could even record that. (OK, I'm a ground-water hydrologist, not a surface-water one, so I never thought about the problem before). Must be the relatively new equipment that measures velocity as well as gage height. The old-fashioned method of stream gaging was/is that you install a continuous monitor for the gage height, and then you go measure the streamflow over the range of gage heights and construct a stage-discharge curve so you can translate any gage height to a streamflow. Well, any height that's in the range of your curve...thus the desire to go measure the stream anytime the river gets higher or lower than you've measured before, and the reason that field technicians go out to try to measure streams at the peak of a flood. But a gage height monitor wouldn't let you know that the river was running backwards.

I note that this is a gage right at the coast, and it shows flows that are just barely negative regularly (tides). Under Ike's influence, it's flowing at quantities well above the daily maximum recorded there, and upstream. However, it looks like the flow has already reversed and that water will all now go the other way--and the daily average may well come out close to zero. I'll be interested to see...
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Yesterday the early arrivals at the office discovered that the A/C unit that covers the zone where my office is located had died. Things weren't too bad (assisted by the 1-1/2 hour all-hands staff meeting, held in another zone) until mid-afternoon. Around 3, with the temp in my office at 83°F, I told my supervisor I'd be working from home for the rest of the day.

Fish, however, decided that I had arrived to provide him with companionship. When I wouldn't let him settle on the mouse pad with a paw over my wrist, he moved to lie in front of the keyboard with his head over my right arm, tail over the left, and feet pushing gently against my chest. Purring.

He was very lovable, but it didn't really make for productive working conditions. Or for much cooler ones than the office with a malfunctioning A/C. He's a solid 16 pound, furry, radiant heater.
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Sure like this free WiFi in the Denver airport....

I got here >2 hours ahead of my flight, that being the closest carpool I could hook up with. (Using a commercial shuttle service would be at least that much lead time, and taxis cost a fortune.) So here I sit at one of the laptop counters (convenient power outlets built in), checking email and reading newsgroups. Gee, maybe I'll even get caught up enough to start working on my LJ backlog! Nah, probably not. I'm still 2 weeks behind on piffle and the Bujold list email, though I'm about up to date on my SFF newsgroups.

The week in Denver was fine--database testing was fairly uneventful, though I have a couple of testing tasks I'll need to finish next week. I also need to write up a summary of a meeting we had on what to do about Homeland Security requirements for the database changes that will be in this release--there's a conference call with a couple of senior management types next week, and us worker bee types took advantage of being together in for the test to talk out our preferred strategy for the problem areas. Now we just need to get those approved by those who have the final say. It's all a CYA exercise, of course, because any terrorist who wanted to locate one of the sites of concern ("public water-supply infrastructure") could do that easily with Google Earth or by driving down city streets. However, you won't be able to pull exact lat-longs off our system for them.

Denver weather fluctuated between beautiful and unpleasant. One day was sunny and a high of 50, the next was mixed snow and rain until mid-afternoon, when it cleared off and was beautiful (but colder) again. I do wish I'd joined up with some of the groups who got out and enjoyed the pretty weather (when it was pretty)--I always heard after the fact about the group that played frisbee golf downtown, or the group that drove to Red Rocks after work and hiked a little, and so forth. All I managed for exercise was climbing the stairs of the hotel (6 stories) last night, where I found another person from the test team with the same idea so we climbed up and down and chatted for about 30 minutes.
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It's the April-in-Denver database test this week. So far, testing is going well, weather is cold (an inch and a half of snow on the car yesterday morning, more tomorrow evening maybe), hotel, as noted during the January trip to a training class, is adequate. I have punted on the hotel breakfast options, and just finished a bowl of cereal with strawberries in my room.

Off to testing!
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Drought hydrology isn't really my thing, though I somehow ended up doing some drought analysis a few years ago--mostly pulling together some data, and looking at what parameters might could be used for a semi-early-warning-system for a growing season drought. But all that passed, and other than answering questions about it from the cooperator every now and then, I haven't been working on droughts.

But now I'm going to have another spurt (not a good word for this, I guess) of drought stuff. At the end of April I'll be one of 2 people representing my office at a NIDIS Southeast Drought Workshop down in Peachtree City, Ga.--that's about an hour's drive from my house or office (more with traffic). NIDIS is the National Integrated Drought Information System--which I heard about for the first time today. Guess I'll be learning a good bit more, soon.

Tomorrow I'm going to a noon-through-dinner symposium on Drought: Science and Policy down at Georgia Tech. This one I asked to attend, partly because of the workshop next month, and partly because I do find this interesting even if it's not my field. I'm also helping a co-worker put up an exhibit--we're a sponsor for the symposium, it seems, and so they asked for an exhibit. Today. For a meeting tomorrow. Luckily I used drought as the focus for last fall's exhibit at the Sunbelt Agricultural Exposition, so we dug those materials out and that will be it. No time to update the hydrographs for the last 6 months of data--it will have to do as it is.
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I email to know if you can make a specail order of powerplant for me ,If yes then i will like you to get back to me with the smallest sizes that are avilable with the prices range on them so that i will make my selection and get back to you with the quntity that i may need okay,

Regards


Can't tell what email address it was sent to, but I will guess the "water-use web" one, as that's where pages with the word powerplant would appear. I can't really see the point of the spam, though, unless it's just checking for live email addresses....
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OK, it's more that I have violated policy. It seems that while USGS employees are encouraged to raise money for charitable causes, it is not permitted to do this on government premises or during work hours. Exceptions are made for the Combined Federal Campaign, for Katrina relief, and for some third item that escapes me at the moment.

Which means that the letter I posted on the bulletin board of the break room asking if anyone wanted to donate to Komen for the Cure in support of my participating in next Sunday's JazzerThon...was Not Permitted. Neither was the poster placed by a co-worker similarly raising funds for a breast cancer walk-a-thon next summer, and of course the emails I sent to the 6 co-workers who contributed last year (when I posted a similar letter in the same location) should not have been sent.

I suspect that a third co-worker who had been trying to raise money for a charity bike ride event, and who used rather more...broadcast tactics (he sent 'all hands' emails to the local office once, and distribute letters to everyone's desks another time) asked for clarification on the policy after I sent my emails last week, and thus the exact official policy has been determined. My letter and the other co-worker's poster have been removed, and we know not to do it again.

This may be the last year I do the JazzerThon anyway. Support for it is really low at my particular center now, my joints creak a little more each year, and I really don't like fund-raising, so the fun of participating is diminishing. I still think it's a great cause, but I may just stick to personal donations in the future. I've not done much for fund-raising this year beyond hitting up family, the above mentioned work stuff, and asking fellow Jazzercisers. I'll just enjoy the actual event on Sunday (3 hours of aerobics, for those who don't recall my write-ups of some earlier ones), and think hard about it next year before signing up again.
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I had an uneventful trip home from Denver Friday, the only remarkable thing being the half-full flight...again. Has air travel declined lately, or is AirTran having problems? This might explain why they got the Atlanta-Denver gov't contract...except they had it last year too, when all flights tended to be packed.

I note that Concourse C in Denver is becoming a much more pleasant place. The construction zone in the middle I think must be for a moving sidewalk (anyone know? my google-fu has been unequal to the task of finding out), but already there are a number of new eating options. I think I can quit stopping on Concourse B to buy my sandwich to carry on. Oh, and they've added free wifi--not real fast, and you have to watch a 30 second commercial, but good enough. I wish Atlanta would follow suit.

After getting home, I did nothing for >24 hours in my usual post-trip fog. Sunday was a little more active, with laundry chores, a little exercise (my Jazzercise DVD), going to the Georgia Tech women's basketball game with the folks next door, and then sort-of watching the Super Bowl (first time in years!) while cataloging a shelf or so of books in Readerware. After I've done another shelf or so it will be time to do another export/import into LibraryThing. Stayed with the game through the exciting ending, and thus went the weekend.
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The weather is back to Wintry, after being sunny but cold yesterday and most of today. When we emerged from the building after work the snow was coming down at a good clip. No significant accumulation is predicted, though there may be showers all evening. We did get a very cool picture (just wish I'd had a camera, though it might just have been impossible to capture): we were headed towards the mountains, with snow coming down sideways so everything was soft gray. Put a few skeletal deciduous trees in the foreground. The sun was just setting below the first line of hills behind the trees, so that we saw a bright glow in the clouds, cut off along a sharp line underneath by the top of the flat hill, all of this well above the apparent "horizon". It was a study in grays, and beautiful.

Tonight we're having a group dinner for the class at Old Chicago, which has the great advantage of being a short walk from the hotel. Might be a little cold, but then all those who want to drink can do so without concerns about driving home.

More on the 'new' hotel )

The DBA class )

Time for the group dinner....must go see if the snow has stopped.
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The Training Center staff member who gave the introduction session this morning included a few warnings about watching out for altitude sickness, keeping hydrated, and watching for abrupt weather shifts while in Denver. He threw in that tonight's forecast was for 'chance of scattered snow showers', and that that was Code Red for 'could snow like h*ll'.

The day was pretty, temps dropping some--the high was around 50, I think--but windy as the front moved in. Gary and I hiked the short mile or so to Subway for lunch, past the prairie dog colony with all the curious-but-alert prairie dogs keeping an eye on us and the magpies scolding in nearby trees. Now (9 PM) I can hear the wind still blowing hard, and a quick look shows snow blowing every which way.

(5 minutes later) No snow, still windy. Tomorrow is supposed to be clear, regardless of tonight's precip or lack thereof, but the high will be mid-30's. A lunchtime walk will be less attractive, I'm sure.

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