ext_23407 ([identity profile] callyperry.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] nlbarber 2005-10-15 03:54 am (UTC)

It happens I know the answer to this. Cats are spies. Their job is to figure out what is interesting to humans and transmit it home to the Cat Planet. Since the little camera/transmitters are in their stomachs, all your cat has to do is figure out what you're interested in and put her stomach on it.

(I did not make this up. I heard it from my friend Peg P. many years ago.)

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