I've had 2 or 3 Hillary Clinton calls, no Barack Obama calls, and 2 or 3 McCain, and one each Huckabee and Romney.

And one Republican pollster who started off without taking a breath asking telling me to "Rate from one to five.." at which point I interrupted and said "I'm not doing polls this election."

He had the gall to chuckle and say, "But this isn't a poll, it's a survey!"

I said,"If it's rating from 1 to 5 it's a poll, and goodby." Hung up on him.

Color me cranky.